Netherbeast Incorporated (2007)
Steve Burns: Otto Granberry
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Quotes
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Otto Granberry : Mike wasn't a vampire.
Turner Claymore : If that's true, why did he recoil in terror when I shoved a crucifix in his face?
Otto Granberry : He was Jewish.
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[first lines]
Jewel Hightower : Morning Otto.
Otto Granberry : Good morning.
Jewel Hightower : Long meeting, huh?
Otto Granberry : Yeah. I don't think lunch'll ever get here.
Jewel Hightower : You hungry?
Otto Granberry : Little bit...
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[last lines]
Otto Granberry : Long meeting, huh?
Pearl Stricklett : I didn't think lunch would ever get here.
Otto Granberry : You hungry?
Pearl Stricklett : Starving...
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Otto Granberry : Turner, there's no such thing as vampires.
Turner Claymore : Then how come the only way I could kill him was to drive that wooden stake through his heart?
Otto Granberry : Did you try any other ways?
Turner Claymore : No. How naive do you think I am? He's a vampire. A vampire requires a wooden stake, through the heart. You wouldn't eat spaghetti with a skateboard would you Otto?
Otto Granberry : What?
Turner Claymore : It's a simple question to which the answer is no, you wouldn't eat spaghetti with a skateboard because, it's the wrong tool for the job.