Doctor Who (TV Series)
The Feast of Steven (1965)
Kenneth Thornett: Detective-Inspector
Quotes
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Dr. Who : I don't think you really understand. That object in the yard out there isn't really a police box.
Detective-Inspector : No. No, of course it's not. It's a new Brighton Ferry.
Dr. Who : It is a machine for investigating Time and Relative Dimensions in Space. Hmm, hmm.
Second Policeman : [to the Detective-Inspector] He's a nutter.
Detective-Inspector : He's straight from a funny-farm, if you ask me.
Dr. Who : Do I take it that you gentlemen are imputing that I am mentally deranged, hmm, hmm? Hmm.
Second Policeman : I told you. He's a nutter.
Detective-Inspector : Was he the only bloke in the box?
First Policeman : Well, how should I know?
Detective-Inspector : Well didn't you check? There might be a whole army of
[stutters]
Detective-Inspector : them in there, living like gypsies in one of Her Majesty's police telephone boxes!
Second Policeman : And just how many people do you expect to come out of one box?