Doctor Who (TV Series)
The Feast of Steven (1965)
Norman Mitchell: First Policeman
Quotes
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First Policeman : [the Doctor pokes his head out of the TARDIS door] Good evening.
Dr. Who : Good evening.
First Policeman : Hey, you!
[the Doctor ducks back into the TARDIS and closes the door]
Second Policeman : What's up?
First Policeman : [to the Second Policeman] See that?
Second Policeman : See what?
First Policeman : [pointing at the TARDIS] That then!
Second Policeman : What when?
First Policeman : That door!
Second Policeman : That door?
First Policeman : It opened!
Second Policeman : Did it?
First Policeman : There's a bloke in there.
Second Policeman : Oh, Aye.
First Policeman : A bloke with
[stutters]
First Policeman : long white hair. I just saw him.
Second Policeman : Did ya?
First Policeman : Aye.
Second Policeman : It's locked.
First Policeman : But, I just saw him!
Second Policeman : Oh, aye.
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Dr. Who : I don't think you really understand. That object in the yard out there isn't really a police box.
Detective-Inspector : No. No, of course it's not. It's a new Brighton Ferry.
Dr. Who : It is a machine for investigating Time and Relative Dimensions in Space. Hmm, hmm.
Second Policeman : [to the Detective-Inspector] He's a nutter.
Detective-Inspector : He's straight from a funny-farm, if you ask me.
Dr. Who : Do I take it that you gentlemen are imputing that I am mentally deranged, hmm, hmm? Hmm.
Second Policeman : I told you. He's a nutter.
Detective-Inspector : Was he the only bloke in the box?
First Policeman : Well, how should I know?
Detective-Inspector : Well didn't you check? There might be a whole army of
[stutters]
Detective-Inspector : them in there, living like gypsies in one of Her Majesty's police telephone boxes!
Second Policeman : And just how many people do you expect to come out of one box?