NCIS (TV Series)
Untouchable (2006)
Nina Foch: Mrs. Victoria Mallard
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Quotes
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[Ducky comes in and sees Jimmy and Abby starting an autopsy]
Dr. Donald Mallard : What exactly are you two doing?
Jimmy Palmer : Dr. Mallard!
[stammers, then]
Jimmy Palmer : She made me do it!
[Abby hits him]
Dr. Donald Mallard : Yes well, everything seems to be in order. Why don't you begin, Mr. Palmer, while I get changed?
Jimmy Palmer : You're not mad?
Dr. Donald Mallard : Work cannot stop, Mr. Palmer, because my mother's nurse elects to abandon us on a Saturday morning. I applaud your initiative.
Abby Sciuto : So, what'd you do with your mom?
Mrs. Victoria Mallard : [following him in] Donald! You promised me we were going for a ride!
Dr. Donald Mallard : We *did* go for a ride, mother.
Mrs. Victoria Mallard : Oh? Well, very well... you drive too fast, Donald.
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[as Gibbs leads Mrs. Mallard back into Autopsy]
Mrs. Victoria Mallard : You may not believe this, but Donald was the cutest little child! He had long, curly blond hair, everyone thought he was a girl until he was twelve...
[frowns]
Mrs. Victoria Mallard : When his voice changed.
Dr. Donald Mallard : Mr. Palmer, will you please chain my mother to the chair while I tell Agent Gibbs what I've found?
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Mrs. Victoria Mallard : [to Gibbs] Matthew, I'll be expecting your call! I can't remember my phone number... but you'll get it from Donald!
[Ducky face-palms]
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[Ducky had to bring his mother to NCIS on Saturday]
Mrs. Victoria Mallard : [pointing to the woman on the autopsy table] Is that our housekeeper?
Dr. Donald Mallard : Mother, Mrs. Leary left for Ireland ten years ago.
Jimmy Palmer : [trying to shield the body from view] Hello, Mrs. Mallard!
Mrs. Victoria Mallard : [to Ducky] Ask the boy to pour me a drink.
Dr. Donald Mallard : Mother, Jimmy is not a servant.
Mrs. Victoria Mallard : Oh, very well, I shall do it myself!
[opens Ducky's drinks cabinet]
Mrs. Victoria Mallard : Oh, lovely, single malt...
Dr. Donald Mallard : [lowers voice] Abby, would you please, um...?
Abby Sciuto : Of course.