- Forest Guardian: Must you pummel me with my unborn children?
- Zack Nimbus: [looking at the tomato in his hand] Sick... I never thought about it that way...
- [beat]
- Lin-Ku: Do it anyway!
- Sam: [notices the door to the abandoned ninja academy is locked] Great, the door is locked.
- Zack Nimbus: Well, can't we break the glass?
- Lin-Ku: [fed up] That's NINJA glass! You can't break NINJA glass!
- G. Fourman: [regarding the introductions in fighting games] You, in the suit! Do the thing!
- Sam: Huh?
- [G. Fourman motions to table with microphone]
- Sam: Oh, OK! Round One. FIGHT!
- Lin-Ku: [after talking to Zack about last night with Sam, and Zack is oblivious to the fact that Sam is a girl, but Lin-Ku thinks that Zack is gay] I knew there was something off about you, but I don't understand! You liked the visions of the tournament girls, right?
- Zack Nimbus: Yeah, cause I'm straight.
- Lin-Ku: But, you don't like Sam?
- Zack Nimbus: No! He's a guy!
- Lin-Ku: [stares blankly, then angrily backhands Zack] Sam's a CHICK, moron!
- Shopkeeper: [after receiving the trophy in the training arena] If there's anything you ever need, you can expect my prices to be more than reasonable.
- Lin-Ku: Hmm...
- [nods to Sam and Zack and then swings his axe at the Shopkeeper]
- Lin-Ku: HYAH!
- Shopkeeper: [just axed in the skull] AGGH! OW! WHAT DID YOU DO!
- Sam: [angrily] What the hell did you do THAT for?
- Lin-Ku: I wanted to see if my weapon could hurt him!
- Zack Nimbus: What!
- Lin-Ku: I was curious! I didn't know if my weapon could hurt normal people!
- Zack Nimbus: Why WOULDN'T it?
- Lin-Ku: Well, they're normal, not enemies! They're good guys!
- Zack Nimbus: That's a reason NOT to hit them!
- Lin-Ku: Well, now I know.
- Sam: He's not gonna be happy when he gets better. We should get out of here.
- [Leaves quickly, as the others follow suit]
- Shopkeeper: [still moaning in pain]
- Lin-Ku: [looks around, and returns to pick up his axe from the Shopkeeper's skull]
- Lin-Ku: [fighting Sasori and Lei Gong] Wait! Don't kill them!
- Zack Nimbus: Did you say DON'T kill them?
- Lin-Ku: I know, it felt weird.
- Sam: You could use some more experience. And there's one skill you haven't even learned yet.
- Zack Nimbus: I am NOT playing Jackamo.
- Lin-Ku: Oh, it's not Jackamo.
- Sam: [cut to interior dance studio; Sam is holding cards with arrows on them] It's very simple. You just follow the arrows. They'll tell you where to put your feet.
- Zack Nimbus: Why am I doing this again?
- Lin-Ku: It's important!
- Zack Nimbus: You've got to be kidding me.
- Zack Nimbus, Lin-Ku: [after making it to Count Vile's throne room] HAH!
- Count Nefarious Vile: I've been expecting you!
- [turns around to see no-one behind him]
- Zack Nimbus: [offscreen] Lin-Ku, this is a closet.
- Lin-Ku: Well, all these doors look the same!
- Zack Nimbus: Wait, is that one it? Go check!
- [Lin-Ku pops his head out, and motions to Zack to come in, and Vile is staring at them]
- Zack Nimbus, Lin-Ku: Uh, the doors, they all look the same, kinda confusing, you know. You should have these thing labeled...
- [quickly snap out of it]
- Zack Nimbus, Lin-Ku: HAH!
- Count Nefarious Vile: I've been expecting you!