Press Start (2007 Video)

Lauren Chambers: Sam

Quotes 

• [from trailer] 

  Zack Nimbus : Why'd you let him hit you?

  Sam : It was his turn.

• Sam : [notices the door to the abandoned ninja academy is locked]  Great, the door is locked.

  Zack Nimbus : Well, can't we break the glass?

  Lin-Ku : [fed up]  That's NINJA glass! You can't break NINJA glass!

• G. Fourman : [regarding the introductions in fighting games]  You, in the suit! Do the thing!

  Sam : Huh?

  [G. Fourman motions to table with microphone] 

  Sam : Oh, OK! Round One. FIGHT!

• Shopkeeper : [after receiving the trophy in the training arena]  If there's anything you ever need, you can expect my prices to be more than reasonable.

  Lin-Ku : Hmm...

  [nods to Sam and Zack and then swings his axe at the Shopkeeper] 

  Lin-Ku : HYAH!

  Shopkeeper : [just axed in the skull]  AGGH! OW! WHAT DID YOU DO!

  Sam : [angrily]  What the hell did you do THAT for?

  Lin-Ku : I wanted to see if my weapon could hurt him!

  Zack Nimbus : What!

  Lin-Ku : I was curious! I didn't know if my weapon could hurt normal people!

  Zack Nimbus : Why WOULDN'T it?

  Lin-Ku : Well, they're normal, not enemies! They're good guys!

  Zack Nimbus : That's a reason NOT to hit them!

  Lin-Ku : Well, now I know.

  Sam : He's not gonna be happy when he gets better. We should get out of here.

  [Leaves quickly, as the others follow suit] 

  Shopkeeper : [still moaning in pain] 

  Lin-Ku : [looks around, and returns to pick up his axe from the Shopkeeper's skull] 

• Sam : You could use some more experience. And there's one skill you haven't even learned yet.

  Zack Nimbus : I am NOT playing Jackamo.

  Lin-Ku : Oh, it's not Jackamo.

  Sam : [cut to interior dance studio; Sam is holding cards with arrows on them]  It's very simple. You just follow the arrows. They'll tell you where to put your feet.

  Zack Nimbus : Why am I doing this again?

  Lin-Ku : It's important!

  Zack Nimbus : You've got to be kidding me.