Rugrats (TV Series)

Grandpa's Teeth/Momma Trauma (1991)

Elizabeth Daily: Tommy Pickles

Quotes 

• [Tommy and Chuckie ride Spike and they clear a table] 

  Chuckie Finster : Duck!

  Tommy Pickles : No, Chuckie, we *got* under the table.

  Chuckie Finster : No, the *other* kind of duck!

  [angry ducks appear] 

• [Tommy sees a wig for the first time] 

  Tommy Pickles : [gasps]  Chuckie, let me see something.

  Chuckie Finster : Tommy!

  [holds onto his hair] 

  Chuckie Finster : Forget about it!

• [first lines; Lou plays a trumpet; Tommy and Chuckie watch from their playpen] 

  Tommy Pickles : Doesn't Grandpa blow his trumpet good?

  Chuckie Finster : Yeah! He sounds better than a car horn!

  [Lou finishes; everyone applauds] 

  Didi Pickles : That was wonderful, Pop!

  Stu Pickles : Yeah, those new dentures sure make the difference.

  Lou Pickles : Yep. Glad I had a new set made. Don't think I could've played my horn with the old pair.

  [adjusts them] 

  Lou Pickles : Still feel kinda funny, though. Maybe I'll take 'em out for just a sec so I can partake of some of Didi's famous potato salad.

  [Didi gasps] 

  Stu Pickles : Pop, don't!

  Didi Pickles : Remember what happened *last* time you took your teeth out?

  Lou Pickles : Wasn't *my* fault Drew knocked 'em into the spaghetti sauce! In my day, people watched where they lay their elbows!

  Drew Pickles : It was the Jell-O mould, Pop, and *you* knocked 'em in.

  Stu Pickles : [points]  Hey, Drew, check it out. That guy brought one of those new gas-powered turbo barbecues!

  Drew Pickles : Really?

  [looks back at Lou] 

  Drew Pickles : Just do us all a favour, Pop, and keep 'em in your mouth until you're home!