Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)
Monster A-Go Go (1993)
Jim Mallon: Gypsy
Quotes
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Gypsy : Crow?
Crow T. Robot : Yes?
Gypsy : I don't get you!
Crow T. Robot : Oh.
Gypsy : Are you mad?
Crow T. Robot : [gruffly] NO!
[normal]
Crow T. Robot : No.
Gypsy : Good. Because I want to like you, but I just don't understand where you're coming from.
Crow T. Robot : Sure... Uh... What's not to get, though Gypsy? I just am. I hang out.
Gypsy : Ohh. Oh. I know. It's just that, well, you know, I don't really get you.
Crow T. Robot : Well, okay... Maybe I can help. To start with, uh, I'm a robot. I use cyber-based bubble memory. Is THAT what's confusing you?
Gypsy : Uhh... No.
Crow T. Robot : Is it that I work off UNIX and can use a variety of operating systems?
Gypsy : Uhh... I guess that's a start...
Crow T. Robot : Well... I've undergone a complex personal evolution wherein painful confusion has given way to what I like to think of as some degree of wisdom culminating in my current Zarasthustrian sense of self. Is that it?
Gypsy : Nooo... If that helps you, its good, but...
Crow T. Robot : Gypsy! I don't know what... Is it that I often panic when making sandwiches?
Gypsy : Yeah! Well maybe its that kind of thing...
Crow T. Robot : Is it that I smell conspiracy in everything and I don't know what I mean most of the time?
Gypsy : Uh, that's perhaps a small piece of the puzzle... but...
Crow T. Robot : Gypsy... Is it an odor?
Gypsy : No. Well... No. Well... maybe it's TOM I don't get!
Crow T. Robot : [losing it] Ohhhh brother! Like a Zippo lighter without any flint!
