- [Dr. Forrester is preparing for the Mad Scientists' convention]
- Dr. Erhardt: Hey, promise me if you lose the contest this year you're not gonna blow up the whole convention center again?
- Dr. Forrester: I only did that once.
- Dr. Erhardt: Oh, ho, huh?
- Dr. Forrester: OK, twice. Twice.
- Dr. Erhardt: It was three times!
- Dr. Forrester: The third time I used the incendiaries, and it didn't actually make the building blow up. It just made it burn - really quickly. God that was beautiful, wasn't it?
- Dr. Almada: It's time I revealed something very serious...
- Tom Servo: My underwear is one hundred years old!
- Joel: You can see they're a more advanced civilization: their furniture doesn't break. Well, it tips over, but it doesn't break.