My Family (TV Series)
The Spokes Person (2006)
Jane Booker: Fat Hilary
Quotes
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Fat Hilary : Do you remember my eldest, Dominic? He's an international chess master.
Susan Harper : Yes, you said - twice.
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Susan Harper : Oh, look! Here's Janey! You probably don't remember her. She's changed quite a bit.
Fat Hilary : [to Janey] Goodness me! The last time I saw you, you were running round the school playground with your skirt over your head, showing all the boys your knickers!
Susan Harper : Maybe she hasn't changed that much.
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Fat Hilary : Hello, Ben!
Ben Harper : [Thinking it's Susan] Hello, darling! God, you've changed! You've done something different with your hair!
Fat Hilary : How are you?
Ben Harper : I have no idea! Who are you? I'm sorry - do I know you?
Susan Harper : You remember Hilary Jessop?
[Does a fat woman pose at Ben]
Ben Harper : Oh, yes! That's right - you used to be so fat!
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Fat Hilary : And their daughter has a little boy called Kenzo.
Richard : Strange name. What does his father do?
Ben Harper : Impregnates college students and scarpers!
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Fat Hilary : [Cries] Why can't my life be like yours?
Susan Harper : I'm sorry? But your life is perfect!
Fat Hilary : No, it is not! Believe me it is not! It is a sham from top to bottom! My husband is having an affair, my eldest son is sexually confused and his younger brother is doing time in Ford Open Prison!