Undergrads (TV Series)
Virgins (2001)
Yannick Bisson: Stoner Dave
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Quotes
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Stoner Dave : "How to Seduce a Woman"? No way, man! Are you on the skunk-weed? This isn't how you do it, bro!
Nitz : Well then how am I supposed to learn?
[Dave picks up a stack of videos]
Stoner Dave : "Chocolate Trouble", "Sweet Lady Cane", "Fists of Dynamite", "Lips of Love", "Sir Pimps-A-Lot", and my personal favorite, "Black Jackson", mutha!
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[Watching the porn videos]
Tyrie : Watch your ass, Chocolate!
Chocolate : Ooh, what's the matter, Tyrie? You not man enough to watch it for me?
[More people sit down and start watching]
Woman : I got your number, Black Jackson!
Jackson : Ding! Now serving 28 baby, and 1 size does fit all!
[the room begins to fill]
Sir Pimps-A-Lot : I ain't neva see that slut in my life!
Chocolate : Well maybe this will refresh your memory, Pimps-a-lot!
[zipping noise]
Nitz : Man. That Chocolate Sauce is nothin but sweet-ass trouble.
Stoner Dave : Oh yeah, you got that right.