Andras:
[
after seeing Gemma's hat fly off in the wind] Hey look! The hat! He is a Frisbee.
Tess' Attorney:
Florida didn't ruin your life, you did. You married the guy for sex, then expected him to be smart.
Ben 'Finn' Finnegan:
[
to his investors, after he accidentally sunk his boat] Hey, boats sink! No one knows why!
Moe Fitch:
Come on, I'm getting old. Let's find some gold!
Moe Fitch:
Well, well, well. If it isn't the Ukrainian sidekick.
Alfonz:
I don't think of myself that way. I am the lead character in my own story.
Alfonz:
[
to Finn] It's difficult to maintain enthusiasm for your leadership when you keep getting beat up by that old man.
Tess Finnegan:
Your uselessness is epic.
Tess Finnegan:
It's not here.
Ben 'Finn' Finnegan:
I refuse to believe that.
Tess Finnegan:
Well, just because you refuse to believe something doesn't make it true. Or false. Or... whatever the hell I'm saying.
Ben 'Finn' Finnegan:
Something wrong, Tess?
Tess Finnegan:
Something wrong? Why would anything be wrong? We just had sex in a church - and we're not even married - and now we're gonna dig up a grave! I mean, what is that, like a triple sin? I'm surprised we haven't been struck by lightning.
Moe Fitch:
[
after Finn jumps from the water onto the plane to save Tess] Now that's a man that loves his wife!
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