- Narrator: Within the hour, Martin's call was answered by a special unit.
- Tom Servo: We're the special unit... HELLO!
- Narrator: On a hunch, Martin decided to see for himself if the monster was still there. It was.
- Tom Servo: Case closed.
- Mike Nelson: [In response to the creature's "eating" method"] Hey, if you wanna help me out by climbin' in?
- [watching "The Creeping Terror", in which no one will run away from a slow walking monster]
- Mike Nelson: Did anyone know how to run in the '50s?
- [while watching "The Creeping Terror, nothing's happening]
- Tom Servo: Now we need a narrator, but he clams up; what's going on?
- [while watching the lead actor of "The Creeping Terror"]
- Mike Nelson: Whoa, almost showed an emotion there.
- Mike Nelson: Oh come on. I think we can be in a coffeehouse without becoming pretentious.
- Tom Servo: Sure, don't worry Mike. We'll just sit here and prove 'em wrong.
- Crow T. Robot: I don't feel a thing.
- Gypsy: Yeah it's definitely not working.
- Crow T. Robot: [after pause] I've been recording my life in pastels!
- Tom Servo: The only question is "What have I been going through right now?"
- Gypsy: You, the white male, are my personal oppressor!
- Mike Nelson: You turned my robots into self-absorbed little poseurs.
- Gypsy: A white male middle-class power holder would say that, Mike.