- Professor Frith: At last, the illiterate cursed slab has been returned to King Ramses' crypt where it will remain buried in antiquity for all time.
- Muriel: Oh, I wonder where Eustace is.
- Eustace Bagg: [In Ramses' crypt, the slab has been returned to its original state, but the image of Ramses has been replaced with a screaming Eustace] Aah! What's your offer?
- Eustace Bagg: Well, judging by the markings and the obvious age of the relic, I'd have to say it would be... GARBAGE!
- Muriel: Eustace!
- Eustace Bagg: Garbage! From King Garbage, of the Garbage dynasty!
- [the Clutching Foot]
- Courage: [Screams all his teeth out when shocked to see the Fungus Gangsters that consume Eustace, they come to him]
- Big Toe: I'm the Big Toe, see? Yeah, see? And what I say, goes, see? Got me?
- Small Toes: Yeah! Got it, boss! Say what? Say what?
- Big Toe: Say this!
- [Knocks his gang over]