Doctor Who (TV Series)

Love & Monsters (2006)

Peter Kay: Victor Kennedy

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• The Doctor : You're not from Raxacoricofallapatorius, are you?

  Victor Kennedy : No, I'm not! They're swine! I spit on them! I was born on their twin planet.

  The Doctor : Really? What's the twin planet of Raxacoricofallapatorius?

  Victor Kennedy : Clom.

• Victor Kennedy : You will surrender to me, Doctor! Or this one

  [points to Elton] 

  Victor Kennedy : dies. You see, I've read about you, Doctor. I've studied you. So passionate! So sweet! You wouldn't let an innocent man die. And I'll absorb him. Unless you give yourself to me!

  The Doctor : [scratches the back of his neck]  Sweet? Maybe. Passionate? I suppose. But don't ever mistake that for "nice" !

• Elton Pope : [VO]  And that's when it all changed. That Tuesday night in March. That's when he arrived.

  Victor Kennedy : Lights.

  Elton Pope : [VO]  That's when we met Victor Kennedy and the Golden Age was gone.

  Victor Kennedy : So, we met at last. "LINDA!"

  Mr. Skinner : Pleased to me you, sir. I'm sorry, was the music too loud?

  Victor Kennedy : No, no, no, I don't shake hands. Back, back. I suffer from a skin complaint. Ex-ee-ma.

  Elton Pope : Oh, you mean Eczema.

  Victor Kennedy : Oh, this is worse. Much worse. I blister to the touch. Back, back all of you further, further. Thank you.

  Elton Pope : Sorry, don't mind me asking, but who are you?

  Victor Kennedy : I am your salvation.

• Victor Kennedy : You've dabbled with aliens... now meet the genuine article!