Futurama (TV Series)

A Bicyclops Built for Two (2000)

Billy West: Philip J. Fry, Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth, Dr. Zoidberg, Filthy Chat Room Users, Ratman

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Quotes 

• Fry : Four identical castles!

  Bender : Each more identical than the last!

• [the gang is logged onto the internet in virtual reality] 

  Bender : Behold... the Internet!

  Fry : My God! It's full of ads!

• Fry : That's weird. It's another cyclops, only this one has five eyes.

  Bender : And here's another one with no eyes.

  [Takes the five jewels that form the eyes] 

• Hermes Conrad : Get ready for fun, Fry. Nowadays, we have a type of game played entirely on video.

  Leela : We call it a video game.

  Fry : Uh, video game, you say? Well, golly gee. You mighty spacemen of the future will have to show me how it works.

• Fry : Well, thanks to the Internet, I'm now bored with sex. Is there a place on the web that panders to my lust for violence?

  Bender : Is the Space Pope reptilian?

• Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth : Good news, everyone. Several years ago I tried to log on to AOL, and it just went through.

• Dr. Zoidberg : [crying at the wedding]  That pig has the same sandals as me.

• Fry : Leela, you have to get me out of here. It's horrible! Eating scraps, letting my waste drop where I stand like an animal in the zoo.

  Leela : Animals go on the corner.

  Fry : The corner! Why didn't I think of that?

• Alkazar : This sacred mosaic depicts our goddess of beauty.

  Fry : Hmm. You got any sacred artwork of her from the back?

• Fry : Let's go find out what makes the Forbidden Valley so forbidden

  Bender : No thanks, I'm good.

  Fry : But, there's probably some cool forbidden stuff you can steal.

  Bender : I don't know, Fry. For the first time in my life, I feel like I've stolen enough.

  Fry : Bender! Snap out of it!

  Bender : Sorry I don't what came over me. Let's go.

• Reverend Preacherbot : Does anyone have a reason why this couple shall not be joined in the irrevocable shackles of holy bliss?

  Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth : Saving a race of one-eyed monsters? Who could object to that?

• [the gang is logged onto the internet in virtual reality] 

  Bender : Behold... the Internet.

  Fry : My God! It's full of ads!

• Fry : Well, thanks to the Internet, I'm now bored with sex.