Tom Sizemore: Self

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• Tom Sizemore : [opening lines]  My name's Tom Sizemore... I didn't do it. I deny all culpability. I wasn't there. It hasn't been even remotely fair. Okay, so stick around. Have a good time. Might... Have a good time.

• Tom Sizemore : I've never had an STD in my life. I want to say, just for the record: I have cancer of the pancreas and I have cancer of the brain, but I don't have chlamydia. You know what I have cancer of? I have cancer of the police. What day is - it's Friday, right? I'm hoping that over the weekend twenty-three cops are murdered. I hope they have lots of kids.