- Detective Mike Logan: [to the opera wardrobe manager] People told us you had a bug problem with your costumes. Like, really *big* bugs? Thirty pounds' worth?
- Dr. Elizabeth Rodgers: [while making an impression of bite marks on his back, complimenting opera conductor Philip Reinhardt on his production of Aida, in a touching homage to recently deceased Jerry Orbach] One of the best nights of my life. Lennie Briscoe took me.