Roseanne (TV Series)
Nightmare on Oak Street (1989)
Sara Gilbert: Darlene Conner
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Quotes
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Darlene Conner : Name one good thing that could come out of this whole mess!
Roseanne Conner : Okay, I can name three. Becky, D.J., and what's that other kid's name? You know the kind of bratty one?
Darlene Conner : Mom!
Roseanne Conner : No, it's not Mom. It's... what is it?
Darlene Conner : ...Darlene.
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Roseanne Conner : So what is it?
Darlene Conner : [beat] I got my period, alright?
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Roseanne Conner : [to Darlene] Now you get to be a part of the whole cycle of things.
[Darlene scoffs]
Roseanne Conner : You know, the moon and the water and the seasons. It's almost magical, Darlene and you should be really proud today 'cause this is the beginning of a lot of really wonderful things in your life.
Darlene Conner : Yeah, cramps.
Roseanne Conner : Well, I'll admit that's one of the highlights.
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Darlene Conner : [to Roseanne] I think after a good night's sleep, I'll feel better in the morning.
Roseanne Conner : I don't know how to tell you this, but you ain't gonna feel better for about 40 years.