How to Rob a Bank (and 10 Tips to Actually Get Away with It) (2007) Poster

Gavin Rossdale: Simon

Quotes 

  • Simon : Hold on.

    Officer Degepse : We're holding. We're holding. No one's doing anything.

    Simon : No, I mean hold on. I got another call coming in.

  • Jason 'Jinx' Taylor : So, Simon, what's the deal? How do we do this?

    Simon : How do we do this? Right. You tell me what it is you want. I yield to your demands. Then I give you what's called a counter-offer. I'll give you part of what you want, but not everything. So I have a decent bargaining position to deliver what is what I want. Got it?

    Jason 'Jinx' Taylor : I don't think I like your attitude.

    Simon : Thatta boy! Now you're beginning to get the feel.

    Jason 'Jinx' Taylor : I want my twenty bucks. And... and... safely out of here.

    Simon : What we have here is a symbiotic relationship. You want out, and I want in. And in the spirit of negotiation, I'd like to see you dead. You'd like to leave alive. So, let's just meet in the middle.

  • Jessica : Mind if I make a suggestion?

    Jason 'Jinx' Taylor : Fine. Why not?

    Jessica : Tell him I can open the door, but you won't allow me to until he guarantees you safe passage out.

    Jason 'Jinx' Taylor : [talking to Simon on the phone]  She says she can open the door, but...

    Simon : [interrupting]  I heard her. It's a good plan. I'll give you my guarantee. 100%.

  • Simon : Let's start over.

    Jason 'Jinx' Taylor : That seems to be our theme around here.

  • Simon : [to Gunman]  Just go pretend to guard the guard!

  • Simon : [to Degepse]  If I see your men any closer than 25 yards, I'm putting holes through these walking body bags.

  • Nick : Anything in particular slowing things up?

    Simon : Like?

    Nick : Like some guy locking himself in the vault, who somehow has full knowledge of our identities, our cell numbers, and has the ability to dial 911, handing you a first-class pass to ass class in a federal penitentiary? That sort of thing?

  • Nick : A tactical analysis? What would that currently be?

    Simon : Fucked.

    Nick : Great.

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