David Carradine: Nick
Quotes
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Nick : You have the wrong number.
Jason 'Jinx' Taylor : You called me!
Nick : Right then... um... I had the wrong number. Sorry to trouble you. Bye.
[hangs up phone]
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Nick : Hey, stop calling me!
Jason 'Jinx' Taylor : No.
Nick : What?
Jason 'Jinx' Taylor : No. I said no.
Nick : You can't just say no.
Jason 'Jinx' Taylor : Yes I can. No. See?
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Nick : What's the deal?
Jason 'Jinx' Taylor : That seems to be my theme ever since I've locked myself in this frickin' vault.
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Nick : Anything in particular slowing things up?
Simon : Like?
Nick : Like some guy locking himself in the vault, who somehow has full knowledge of our identities, our cell numbers, and has the ability to dial 911, handing you a first-class pass to ass class in a federal penitentiary? That sort of thing?
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Nick : [to Jinx] If it ain't broke, don't fix it, right?
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Nick : Alright there, Columbo. You seem to be answering a lot of unasked questions for an innocent bystander. What the hell are you getting at?
Jason 'Jinx' Taylor : Hey, it's not for nothing, but I didn't ask to be locked in this frickin' vault. All I ever wanted was my twenty bucks. But no, some greedy bastard decided it was a great idea to increase his bank's profit margin, fire tellers to lower corporate costs, close branches, install endless ATM machines that charge my ass to kingdom come until I can't afford my own twenty bucks.
Nick : What the hell does that have to do with anything?
Jason 'Jinx' Taylor : I'm glad you asked. Insufficient funds means I had to walk my ass into the only Grant Liberty I can find to withdraw my money, but it was already having a large withdrawal made, i.e. being robbed, which was perfectly fine with me until some jackass pointed a gun at me. This guy gets all jumpy, tries to blow my head off. His gun jams, and I run for cover in this vault, which proceeds to lock behind me, locking me in this vault, where I literally run into some super hot chick, who I'm trapped with. Sounds great, except she she proceeded to punch me in the face, ruining my otherwise wonderfully boring day and wasting my pedantically precious time.
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[last lines]
Nick : By the way, Tip #10 - know when to walk away.
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Nick : I'm going to put the cards on the table. You have something I need - information. Information my associates are no longer in a position to offer. I propose we adapt, evolve, roll some balls, and walk us right out of this quagmire. I'll cut to the chase - what do you want?
Jason 'Jinx' Taylor : My twenty bucks.
Nick : I'm sorry, did you say twenty bucks?
Jason 'Jinx' Taylor : Yep.
Nick : I don't want to be rude, but I think you might want to revise that number.
Jason 'Jinx' Taylor : You think? Like, what?
Nick : Like, look around you. I'd add a few zeroes to that twenty dollar figure of yours.
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Nick : Getting greedy with what you want to steal will only get you caught. You have to ask yourself why you think you can get away with it. Know why and the what, where and how will follow.
