Dinosaurs (TV Series)
The Mighty Megalosaurus (1991)
Kevin Clash: Baby Sinclair
Quotes
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Howard Handupme : A meteor, twice the size of earth, is heading towards our planet and will destroy all life.
[a piece of paper is slid across the desk by an assistant]
Howard Handupme : This just in: no, it's not.
Earl Sinclair : Oh, good.
[changes the channel from the news and finds a wrestling match, which is depicted as two live action dinosaurs fighting in an old black and white movie]
Earl Sinclair : Oh, wrestling.
[chuckles as he settles in]
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Baby : [as he is introduced to Earl] Hi! I'm the baby! Brand new, just out, gotta love me! Come on, gotta love me!
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Earl Sinclair : [the Baby's reaching for the remote as Earl watches a wrestling match] Don't you touch that remote control.
[Baby puts a single finger on the TV remote]
Earl Sinclair : Don't you pick that up.
[Baby picks it up]
Earl Sinclair : You turn off that television, you're gonna be one sorry little dinosaur.
Baby : [turns off TV and pops up] I'm sorry!
Earl Sinclair : Gimme that back.
Baby : Story.
Earl Sinclair : No story.
Baby : Story.
Earl Sinclair : No story.
Baby : Story!
Earl Sinclair : No story, gimme that back.
[Baby hits Earl in the face with the remote]
Earl Sinclair : [trying to scare Baby] Once upon a time, dinosaurs didn't have families. They lived in the woods, and ate their children, and it was a golden age.
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Baby : I'm gonna bite you now.
[bites Earl on the head]
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Baby : Whoa, I'm naked. Who's the mama? Where's the mama?
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Baby : [after hatching] Whoa, I'm on the floor. Whuh-oh, lots of feet; can't get up.
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Baby : [upon hearing the start to Earl's story, rather than being scared, he laughs] Then what?
Earl Sinclair : Well, then one day, not very long ago, daddy dinosaurs and mommy dinosaurs started getting married and living in houses and raising children.
Baby : And lived happily ever after.
Earl Sinclair : Well, that was the idea.
Baby : What happened?
Earl Sinclair : Well, some dinosaurs wondered if they were doing the right thing.
Baby : [interrupting] I want to be in the story!
Earl Sinclair : [reassuring] You are.
Baby : Oh.
Earl Sinclair : But it starts just before you were born. Your mother was cooking dinner as usual, and dinner was trying to escape, as usual.