- Earl Sinclair: Please don't make me bite off my own head. I was practicing in the lobby and it just wasn't happening.
- Elder in Chief: [Reading the legacy of the 'golden child'] "And he shall be born of a noble mother, and his father shall be courageous and wise..."
- [Earl starts gloating]
- Elder in Chief: Give me the Wite-Out.
- [Wites out old line, then writes in a new line:]
- Elder in Chief: "Father shall be a blithering idiot."
- Earl: Can he do that?
- Baby Sinclair: [straining] Gotta go.
- Earl Sinclair: No, no.
- Elder in Chief: And from his mouth shall ring out only the purest truth.
- Baby Sinclair: Gotta go.
- Earl Sinclair: Junior, hold it in.
- Elder in Chief: Behold the king of the dinosaurs. Behold his brow is knit with wisdom.
- Earl Sinclair: Hey, are you guys serious?
- Elder in Chief: Behold! He is about to speak!
- Baby Sinclair: I made a big poop.
- Mr. Lizard: We're going to need another Timmy!
- Baby Sinclair: Brother! Sister! I'm all alone!
- Baby Sinclair: [He turns to the audience, his eyes widen] Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha!