- Hippy: We're going to stay here until we get the petition to save these trees.
- Bert - Lumberjack Foreman: Yeah, and what is that petition made out of? Paper, you moron! Paper from trees!
- Ronald Reagan: A hippie is someone who looks like Tarzan, walks like Jane and smells like cheetah.
- Band member: Well, what you want us to sing, Frank? Taps?
- Frank Baker: God, I don't give a fuck if you sing motherfucking Kumbaya. Just get the fuck out there. We have a contract by grace of George fuckin Washington, you motherfucking fucking fucks.
- Frank Baker: Gentlemen, there's a saying - Rome wasn't built in a day. I got a little saying of my own - Fuck Rome. This is America! We can do what we please. Some of you look a little worried. Don't be. We'll be out of here first thing Monday, and your precious little forest won't be any the worse for wear.
- Mayor Hal Burton: Well, Mr. Baker, yours is certainly an impressive enterprise.
- Frank Baker: Please, call me Frank!
- Mayor Hal Burton: Well, it's just that... there's a couple of concerns regarding, uh...
- Frank Baker: What? Gate receipts, profit sharing?
- Buzz Hall: Fatalities.
- Joey: Shut the fuck up. George Bush is the greatest.
- [Linda groans]
- Joey: The man's got balls. Big Texas-size balls. Probably the first man in history to ever tell the whole world, "Fuck you. I could do what I want, and there ain't shit you can do about it."
- Linda: George Bush is like the worst president this country's ever had. Yeah.
- Joey: You're just saying that because George Bush hates black people.
- Linda: [laughing] You're absolutely right!
- Buzz Hall: If you think this is a joke, it's not. If you don't leave, you will die.
- [crowd of hippies cheer]
- Joey: Hey you toothless redneck pig fuckers! You want some trouble? Huh? Because my buddy here was just wondering.
- [points to Ivan and cowers in the back]
- Buzz Hall: Ever heard of the trickle-down effect Cooper?
- Deputy Cooper: I don't know.
- Buzz Hall: Its when one big asshole goes crazy and the whole world goes to shit.