Danger Mouse (TV Series)
Custard (1982)
David Jason: Danger Mouse, The Narrator
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Quotes
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Danger Mouse : [DM and Penfold are drowning in custard] You think you can manage all that, Penfold?
Penfold : [eating frantically] I don't mind seconds, but this is ridiculous.
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Danger Mouse : I can't think what they'll do with 99 bicycle clips. Eh, by the way, have we got 99 bicycle clips?
Penfold : Eh, we've got eh, we've got 3, chief. Do you think that will do?
Danger Mouse : Hardly.
Penfold : Ere, perhaps when they said 'bicycle clip', they met toothbrushes?
Danger Mouse : Yes, may... Penfold, you're pottier than they are!
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Danger Mouse : Right Penfold, I'm ready to dictate the next chapter of my remarkable live story. My goodness. It has it's ups and downs, eh, Penfold?
Penfold : Yes, Chief
[being bounced up and down like a ball by the Custard Mite of Glut]
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Penfold : Chief?
Danger Mouse : Yes, Penfold?
Penfold : You know the super secret secret ray?
Danger Mouse : Yes, the super secret secret ray?
Penfold : It's not here.
Danger Mouse : Oh, it's not h... WHAT? WHERE IS IT?
Penfold : You promised you wouldn't shout...
Danger Mouse : I WOULDN'T AND I'M NOT, NOW WHERE IS IT?
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Danger Mouse : [DM has just won a real live game of Space invaders] Got it. Let's go.
Penfold : But Chief, you've won a free game.
Danger Mouse : I'll leave that to our one eyed friends.