Futurama (TV Series)

Obsoletely Fabulous (2003)

David Herman: Dr. Ogden Wernstrom, Larry, Roberto, Fatbot, Technician

Quotes 

• Professor Ogden Wernstrom : Ladies and gentlemen, my killbot has Lotus Notes and a machine gun. It is the finest available.

  Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth : Like fun it is, you glass-headed wallaby!

  Professor Ogden Wernstrom : No one calls me that! I'm having at you!

  Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth : Wernstrom!

  [They fight] 

  Farnsworth Killbot : Such senseless violence.

  Wernstrom Killbot : Come on, let's go for a paddle-boat ride.

• Bender : I'd like to give Robot 1-X a big smooch on the - Hey! What's the dilly-o?

  Technician : Your upgrade is complete.

  Bender : But... I destroyed the technology of the world! I ran on the beach and felt the sand beneath my foot cups!

  Technician : [shrugs]  Everyone experiences the upgrade differently.

  Bender : Woof. If that stuff wasn't real, how can I be sure anything is real? Is it not possible - nay, probable - that my whole life is just a product of my or someone else's imagination?

  Technician : No. Get out. NEXT!