Futurama (TV Series)

Where the Buggalo Roam (2002)

John DiMaggio: Bender

Quotes 

• Professor Hubert Farnsworth : That sounds very dangerous. Someone could get killed.

  [pointing] 

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Fry, Leela, Bender...

  Bender : [shaking fist]  Damn you, old man!

• [the group is trying to get a herd of Buggalo out of a volcano] 

  Lt. Kif Kroker : Ok, the dynamite's in place.

  Amy Wong : Are you sure there's no other way to get the Buggalo out?

  Turanga Leela : Not unless your parents have thousands of helicopters at their disposal.

  Amy Wong : Well, actually...

  Bender : Too late, this is more fun.

  [He detonates it] 

• Turanga Leela : Okay, my turn to tell a ghost story. Once, there was this woman driving...

  Fry : Hook on the hand!

  Lt. Kif Kroker : Okay, I've got one. This family...

  Fry : Man in the attic!

  Turanga Leela : Fine, Mister Know-It-All-About-Something-Finally. You tell a story.

  Fry : With pleasure. Once, not far from here, four people set out on a cattle drive...

  Bender : Robot gets bored and kills Fry with a hammer! I'm sorry. Go on.

• Singing Wind : We always thought bead was worthless. We assumed our ancestors were cheated because they not have concept of ownership.

  Bender : So we can have the diamond?

  Singing Wind : No, we do have concept of ownership.

• Bender : ...And even though the computer was off and unplugged, an image stayed on the screen. It was... the Windows logo!

  Turanga Leela : Pfft! That's not scary.

  Bender : It is if you're a laser printer.

• [the group is trying to get a herd of Buggalo out of a volcano] 

  Lt. Kif Kroker : Ok the dynamite's in place.

  Amy Wong : Are you sure there's no other way to get the Buggalo out?

  Turanga Leela : Not unless your parents have thousands of helicopters at their disposal.

  Amy Wong : Well actually...

  Bender Bending Rodriguez : Too late this is more fun

  [He detonates it]