Futurama (TV Series)

Where the Buggalo Roam (2002)

Maurice LaMarche: Kif Kroker, Betsy

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Quotes 

• Captain Zapp Brannigan : Now remember Kif, the quickest way to a girl's bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you're in.

  Kif Kroker : Well, sir, I'm a little nervous about meeting her parents.

  Captain Zapp Brannigan : Of course you are. You're meek and uninteresting.

• [the group is trying to get a herd of Buggalo out of a volcano] 

  Lt. Kif Kroker : Ok, the dynamite's in place.

  Amy Wong : Are you sure there's no other way to get the Buggalo out?

  Turanga Leela : Not unless your parents have thousands of helicopters at their disposal.

  Amy Wong : Well, actually...

  Bender : Too late, this is more fun.

  [He detonates it] 

• Turanga Leela : Okay, my turn to tell a ghost story. Once, there was this woman driving...

  Fry : Hook on the hand!

  Lt. Kif Kroker : Okay, I've got one. This family...

  Fry : Man in the attic!

  Turanga Leela : Fine, Mister Know-It-All-About-Something-Finally. You tell a story.

  Fry : With pleasure. Once, not far from here, four people set out on a cattle drive...

  Bender : Robot gets bored and kills Fry with a hammer! I'm sorry. Go on.

• [the group is trying to get a herd of Buggalo out of a volcano] 

  Lt. Kif Kroker : Ok the dynamite's in place.

  Amy Wong : Are you sure there's no other way to get the Buggalo out?

  Turanga Leela : Not unless your parents have thousands of helicopters at their disposal.

  Amy Wong : Well actually...

  Bender Bending Rodriguez : Too late this is more fun

  [He detonates it]