Futurama (TV Series)

The 30% Iron Chef (2002)

Billy West: Philip J. Fry, Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth, Dr. Zoidberg, Gus, Jamming Orange Blast Man

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Quotes 

• Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth : Good lord! According to the spetrolyzer, Spragel's secret ingredient was... water! Ordinary water!

  Philip J. Fry : Ah, so the real gift Spragel gave you was confidence. The confidence to be your best.

  Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth : Yes, ordinary water, laced with nothing more than a few spoonfuls of LSD.

  Bender : The important thing is, by my standards, I won fair and square. Now, who wants brunch, cooked with plenty of "confidence"?

• Dr. Zoidberg : Aw, I'll never recombobulate this ship. When the professor finds out, he'll tear me a new cloaca.

• Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth : It's a perfect scale model of the universe's largest bottle. I put a tiny spaceship inside to keep it from being boring.

• Philip J. Fry : Man, I don't wanna hurt Bender's feelings, but this food taste better as vomit!

  Turanga Leela : It's unbearable! How much do you think it would cost to get my tongue removed?

  [overhearing the conversation, Bender drops the glasses of a liquid on the floor, sobbing. As he heads back to the kitchen, the liquid eats through the floor] 

• Bender : Fleeing somewhere?

  Philip J. Fry : With you blocking the only escape route? Don't be silly.

• Dr. Zoidberg : Surrender your secrets to Zoidberg.

• Dr. Zoidberg : [about to kill himself in penance for framing Fry for destroying Farnsworth's bottle-in-a-ship]  Here I go already!

  [attempts to pierce the sword through his body, but it just bends as his shell is too hard] 

  Dr. Zoidberg : Huh?

  Chairman Koji : [yells]  That sword cost five-thousand dollars!

  Dr. Zoidberg : [dropping the sword and points offscreen]  Fry did it!

  [He yelps as he flees the scene]