Futurama (TV Series)
Roswell That Ends Well (2001)
Tress MacNeille: Mildred
Quotes
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Mildred : What'll you folks have today?
Professor Hubert Farnsworth : I'll have some Soylent Green, with a slice of Soylent Orange and some Soylent coleslaw.
Mildred : Huh?
Leela : [whispering] It's the 20th century, Professor.
Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Oh, right. I'll have a croque monsieur, the paella, two mutton pills, and a stein of mead.
Leela : I'll just have a small injection of Fem-a-slim.
Mildred : Uh, two chili dogs comin' right up.
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Professor Hubert Farnsworth : [Farnsworth, Leela and Bender react in disgust after Fry slept with Mildred] What the hell have you done, Fry?
Fry : Relax, she can't be my grandmother. I figured it all out.
Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Of course, she's your grandmother, you perverted dope! Look!
Mildred : [Mildred aged drastically and is knitting] Come back to bed, dearie.
Fry : [screams] It's impossible! I mean, if she's my grandmother, then who's my grandfather?
Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Isn't is obvious?
[Fry shakes his head]
Professor Hubert Farnsworth : *YOU* are!
Fry : Aaaah! Aaaaaah! AAAAAAAAAAH!
Mildred : Did you say something, dearie? I'm a bit hard of hearing.
Fry : AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
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Mildred : [on the phone] Killed? In an atomic blast? No, sir, I'm afraid I don't take much solace in the fact that the implosion trigger functioned perfectly.
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Mildred : [on phone] Killed by an atomic blast? No, sir. I don't take any solace in the fact that the implosion trigger functioned perfectly.
[cries]
Fry : Aw, there, there. If it's any consolation, his body was vaporized, so there's no chance of him coming back as a zombie.
Mildred : I'm not worried about that.
Fry : Then you're a braver woman than I.
