Futurama (TV Series)

Leela's Homeworld (2002)

David Herman: Warden Vogel, Dwayne, Leg Mutant, Turanga Morris

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Quotes 

• Fry : Isn't there anything more you can tell me?

  Warden Vogel : Nothing that wouldn't be a waste of your time.

  Fry : That is impossible, because my time is worthless.

• Leela : Mr Vogel?, Remember me ?

  Warden Vogel : Leela., You're worthless and no one will ever love you.

  [both laughing and hugging] 

  Leela : You used to say that all the time.

  Warden Vogel : Those were happier days.

• Warden Vogel : I'll never forget the night that cute little alien baby was abandoned on our doorstep, because I have a photographic memory, and I remember every night.

• Nina : [puts on an eyepatch]  Look at me! I'm Leela!

  Albert : [covers both eyes]  Nuh-uh, 'cause I'm double-Leela!

  [runs with both eyes covered, bumps into wall] 

  Warden Vogel : That's it, Albert. No more lattes for you.

• Turanga Morris : She can never know we're her parents.

  Turanga Munda : That's our gift to her.

• Leela : And what about this? Where did you get this bracelet? Did you steal it from me when I was a baby? Or from my parents? You robbed my parents, didn't you? I bet you sick mutants killed them! My parents were confused aliens lost on Earth and you killed them! Is that it? Admit it!

  Turanga Morris : Yes. We killed them.

  Turanga Munda : You guessed the truth.

  Leela : Argh! Because of you, I'll never meet my real parents! I'll kill you!

  Turanga Munda : That would be best.