Leave It to Beaver (TV Series)

Wally Stays at Lumpy's (1962)

Stephen Talbot: Gilbert

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• Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver : [re-joining Gilbert on the floor after talking on the telephone]  Did the Martians land from outer space yet?

  Gilbert Bates : Yeah, they landed a couple minutes ago.

  Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver : Boy, they're funny-lookin' little runts, aren't they?

  Gilbert Bates : That's not them, ya goof! That's the commercial. They're the funny little guys that wreck your stomach if you don't take that stuff that fizzes.

• Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver : [handing telephone to Gilbert]  Here, Gilbert. You better call your mom. You sure she'll let you stay?

  Gilbert Bates : Oh, yeah. They don't need me. They still got my sister to push around while I'm away.