The Simpsons (TV Series)
There's No Disgrace Like Home (1990)
Yeardley Smith: Lisa Simpson
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Quotes
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Homer : We've got to do better as a family. So, tonight, we're not going to shovel food in our mouths while we stare at the TV. We're going to eat at the dining room table like a normal family.
Lisa : [they all sit down at the table] Happy Dad?
Homer : Yes.
Lisa : Good. Commence shoveling.
[they start eating like pigs]
Homer : No, we're going to say grace first.
Bart : OK. Rub-a-dub-dub, thanks for the grub.
[they all proceed to eat like pigs again]
Homer : No. Ignore the boy, Lord. Now can the chatter and bow your heads.
Homer : [he clears his throat to pray] Dear Lord, thank you for this microwave bounty, even though we don't deserve it. I mean, our kids are uncontrollable hellions - pardon my French - but they act like savages. Did you see them at the picnic? Oh, of course you did. You're everywhere. You're omnivorous.
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Bart : Yeah?
[shoving Lisa]
Lisa : Yeah?
[shoving Bart]
Bart : Yeah?
[shoving Lisa]
Lisa : Yeah?
[shoving Bart]
Bart : Oh, yeah?
[shoving Lisa]
Lisa : Yeah!
[shoving Bart]
Homer : Hey! What's the problem here?
[picking them both up]
Lisa : We were fighting over which one of us loves you more.
Homer : You were? Ahhh. Well, go ahead.
[puts them down]
Bart : You love him more!
[shoving Lisa]
Lisa : No, you do!
[shoving Bart]
Bart : No I don't!
[shoving Lisa]
Lisa : Yes you do!
[shoving Bart]
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Dr. Marvin Monroe : [Dr. Marvin Monroe comes out to greet the family] Hi, I'm Dr. Marvin Monroe... Perhaps you've heard of me on television.
Lisa : We would if we had one.