The X-Files (TV Series)

Humbug (1995)

Wayne Grace: Sheriff Hamilton

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Quotes 

• [Sheriff Hamilton catches Mulder and Scully digging in his backyard] 

  Sheriff Hamilton : May I ask what you're doing?

  Fox Mulder : We're exhuming... your potato.

• [Mulder falls on a bed of nails] 

  Dana Scully : Mulder, are you okay?

  Fox Mulder : It's more comfortable than a futon.

  [the door opens, showing Sheriff Hamilton holding Dr. Blockhead by the hooks in his chest] 

  Sheriff Hamilton : Hey! Look what I caught.

  [tugs on the line] 

  Dr. Blockhead : Ouch!

• Hepcat Helm : Who are the rubes?

  Sheriff Hamilton : These are FBI agents Scully and Mulder. This is Hepcat Helm. He operates a carnival fun house.

  Hepcat Helm : Aww, man... How many times have I told you not to call it that! It's not some rinky-dink carny ride. People go through it, they don't have fun. They get the hell scared out of 'em! It's not a funhouse: it's a tabernacle of terror.

  Sheriff Hamilton : It's a fun house.