Caroline Dhavernas: Jaye Tyler

Quotes 

• Aaron Tyler : [Jaye tells him about the Muse]  Do they ever tell you to... hurt people?

  Jaye Tyler : Let's just say the thing they're telling me to do now would hurt.

  Aaron Tyler : Something's talking to you?

  Jaye Tyler : Not right this second.

  Muse : [through the wax lion]  Mend what was broken.

  Jaye Tyler : Okay, now.

  Aaron Tyler : [holding something up]  Was it this?

  Jaye Tyler : No. That's a salt shaker.

  Aaron Tyler : Yeah.

  Jaye Tyler : It doesn't have a face. It has to have a face. From what I can tell, it has to be an animal face.

  Aaron Tyler : [looking around]  Um... you're surrounded by things with animal faces.

  Jaye Tyler : [whispering]  I know. Crazy, right?

• Aaron Tyler : And how long has this been going on?

  Jaye Tyler : I don't know. Two months? More than two months? Remember the 'sode I had at work when I passed out? That's when it started.

  Aaron Tyler : So it's not just the cow creamer?

  Jaye Tyler : Uh-uh.

  Aaron Tyler : Interesting.

  Jaye Tyler : No, not interesting! Crazy. Right? It's crazy that a person would think inanimate objects were talking to them, telling them to do things. And crazier that a person would feel compelled to do the things the inanimate objects are telling them to do. Please tell me it's crazy.

  Aaron Tyler : Do you want it to be crazy?

  Jaye Tyler : I want it to be over.

• Eric Gotts : [getting re-married to Heidi]  Jaye, meeting you changed everything. I didn't think I'd ever feel that way again.

  Jaye Tyler : Eric, wait.

  Eric Gotts : I couldn't understand why you wouldn't admit how you feel. But now I know.

  Jaye Tyler : You do?

  Eric Gotts : I took vows, too. And not honoring them was literally breaking me in half. I'll never be able to move on with my life if I don't try to make this work. This is what I have to do. I can't just walk away.

  Jaye Tyler : You're not that guy.

  Eric Gotts : No. I'm not.

  Jaye Tyler : And that's why I'm crazy about you.