(TV Series)

(2004)

Neil Grayston: Alec

Quotes 

  • Karen Tyler : You look puffy. Have you been crying?

    Jaye Tyler : [indicating merchandise for sale]  I'll give you a bear if we don't talk about it.

    Karen Tyler : [showing her the brass monkey bookend]  I'll give you a monkey if we do. I found it in your brother's room.

    Jaye Tyler : Really?

    Karen Tyler : Mm-hmm. He's very concerned about you. He started praying, and you know how he feels about that sort of thing.

    Jaye Tyler : He's praying? For me?

    Karen Tyler : Mm-hmm. You certainly have him worked up about something. Raises the question, doesn't it?

    Jaye Tyler : What question?

    Karen Tyler : Should I be praying?

    Jaye Tyler : Not for me. I'm fine.

    Karen Tyler : Of course you are, sweetheart. Dr. Ron'll be very pleased to get his monkey back. You should make an appointment and return it to him since you're the one who stole it.

    Jaye Tyler : As great as that sounds, you see him twice a week. Can't you just drop it off next time you're in therapy?

    Alec : [interrupting]  Did you mark the barrel bears down?

    Jaye Tyler : Was I not supposed to?

    Alec : No. This is a collector's item. You are so in trouble.

  • Jaye Tyler : [melting the wax lion]  You may be asking yourself, "How did I get here? What could I have possibly done to deserve this?" Tell me why. Why make me make the man I love re-marry his hussy bride? How is that helpful? Who does that benefit besides the hussy? 'Cause I'm not in the business of benefiting hussies. Tell me there's a reason.

    [getting no answer] 

    Jaye Tyler : So be it. No answers, no mercy. I'm finished. You want me to be alone? I'll be alone. I'll be alone after I melt or set fire to each and every one of you. So anybody that hasn't talked yet that's been thinking about talking, let this be a warning.

    Alec : [bursting in]  Break's over.

    [sniffing] 

    Alec : What's burning?

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