Wonderfalls (TV Series)
Cocktail Bunny (2004)
Ted Dykstra: Muse
Quotes
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Jaye Tyler : Was this all a big setup? Get me to turn a few tricks for the universe, break my heart, and then ship me off to the crazy house before I can squeal?
Dr. Ron Campbell : Do you feel yourself getting worked up right now? I'd like to de-escalate that feeling.
Muse : Save him from her.
Jaye Tyler : He's not in any danger! You lied. Why'd you lie? What is this about?
Dr. Ron Campbell : How would you feel if I referred you to another therapist?
Muse : Lick the light switch.
Jaye Tyler : Wait, what?
Dr. Ron Campbell : It's not a rejection.
Muse : Lick the light switch.
Jaye Tyler : That's disgusting!
Dr. Ron Campbell : It's not disgusting to want you to have the best care.
Jaye Tyler : I was talking to the monkey.
Dr. Ron Campbell : If you'd like to speak to the monkey privately, I could step into the next room.
Jaye Tyler : Would you mind?
Dr. Ron Campbell : Not at all.
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Jaye Tyler : Tell me why you talk to me!
Muse : Because you listen.
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Dr. Ron Campbell : [startled to find Jaye in his office] How did you get in here?
Jaye Tyler : The door.
Dr. Ron Campbell : The door was locked.
Jaye Tyler : Yeah. Well, no, it wasn't. Um, I just need to borrow your monkey.
Dr. Ron Campbell : You're not borrowing my monkey, Jaye.
Jaye Tyler : I kinda have to. They told me I had to save him from her, and the wax lion said that the monkey would tell me why.
Dr. Ron Campbell : Save who from her?
Muse : [through the monkey] She's going to kill him.
Jaye Tyler : She's gonna kill him?
Dr. Ron Campbell : Is my monkey talking to you now, Jaye?
Muse : She's going to kill him. She's going to kill him, and it's all because of you.
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Jaye Tyler : [returning her therapist's brass monkey bookend] I wanted to give this back to you.
Dr. Ron Campbell : It's got a few dings. And is this wax?
Jaye Tyler : Uh, yeah. Sorry about that. And sorry about not coming back after I said I had to feed the meter... two months ago.
Dr. Ron Campbell : It all worked out fine. Why'd you come back today? What's happening in your world?
Jaye Tyler : Okay, well, what have my mom and brother told you? 'Cause I don't wanna repeat information.
Muse : [through the brass monkey] Tell him nothing.
Dr. Ron Campbell : We're not talking about your mom or your brother.
Jaye Tyler : Then you'd better tell me something, 'cause I'm fixing to neuter you.
[seeing Dr. Ron's look]
Jaye Tyler : I was talking to the monkey. It talked to me first.
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Muse : Save him from her.
Jaye Tyler : Let's talk about that, shall we? Now, if experience has taught me anything, it's that following your instructions regarding Eric and Heidi causes me great pain.
Muse : Save him from her!
Jaye Tyler : But I have to admit I'm intrigued. Why make me make a home if you're just gonna make me break a home? Is this a trick? Is this gonna turn out badly for me somehow?
Muse : [through the wax lion] Ask the monkey.