Louise Fletcher: Vivian Caldwell

Quotes 

• Jaye : Boo hoo, we all have troubles. Look at me, I'm already 24 and I've never done anything. I have a worthless philosophy degree that's got me no further than a dead end retail job working for a mouth breather so I can continue to support my trailer park lifestyle. Do you think I sit around feeling sorry for myself.

  Vivian Caldwell : God I would if I were you.

• Millie Marcus : Standing up there I realized something.

  Vivian Caldwell : You're a bitch.

  Millie Marcus : Oh, sure that.

• Vivian Caldwell : Come on, honey. Just accept it. It's too late. You ain't ever gonna get your car out of this metaphor in time.

  Jaye Tyler : It's a mud pit, not a metaphor.

• Taxi Driver : Miss Marcus?

  Vivian Caldwell : That's me.

  Taxi Driver : We better get going if you don't wanna miss your flight. And can I just say it's an honor driving you? My great-aunt Esther was actually there the day you went over the Falls. She talked about it all the time. You were a huge inspiration to her.

  Vivian Caldwell : Well, thank you, dear. Do call me Millie.

  Jaye Tyler : See? Nobody's stuck. You're not living proof anymore. I destroyed the evidence.

  Vivian Caldwell : Maybe that lying old cow was right. Maybe it really is never too late.

  Jaye Tyler : Except in her case, it kinda was.

  Jaye Tyler , Vivian Caldwell : Poor bitch.

  Taxi Driver : Can I maybe get your autograph?

  Vivian Caldwell : Yes, dear.

  [starting to write her own name] 

  Vivian Caldwell : Crap. Let me do that again.

• Vivian Caldwell : So, now I know what it's like to be Millie.

  Eric Gotts : Because you're wearing her clothes?

  Vivian Caldwell : 'Cause I feel like a fraud.

  Jaye Tyler : Yeah. One of life's little ironies is that you have to continue Millie's lie so you can finally tell the truth. I never said it was a perfect plan, but at least this time it'll be you up on those podiums getting the accolades and signing the autographs.

  Vivian Caldwell : I still have to sign her name.

  Jaye Tyler : 'Fraid so.