Will & Grace (TV Series)

William, Tell (1998)

Debra Messing: Grace Adler

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Quotes 

• Will Truman : Grace, where are you?

  Grace Adler : It's a SECRET! Now tell me, how does that make you feel?

  Will Truman : Like a sorority girl in a bad slasher movie. Where are you?

  Grace Adler : Let's just put it this way;

  [in low, creepy voice] 

  Grace Adler : The call is coming from inside the house.

  [Will sees Grace at the coat check] 

  Will Truman : Grace, you cannot be here right now. Go home!

  Grace Adler : No.

  Will Truman : Go home.

  Grace Adler : No.

  Will Truman : Go.

  Grace Adler : No.

  [Will angrilly ends the phone call] 

  Will Truman : [to Host]  Excuse me.

  Host : Yes?

  Will Truman : Would you mind having that crazed red-head removed? Listen to me, I'm Ricky Ricardo!

  Host : I'll take care of it Mr. Ricardo.

• Grace : So, what could it be that he didn't tell you and he didn't tell me? It must be something he didn't want us to know!

  Jack : Good work Nancy Drew. Let's meet up at Old Mystery Creek!

• Grace Adler : You're trying to bulk up?

  Will Truman : No, it's a... dietary supplement.

  Grace Adler : No it's not...

  [Austrian Accent] 

  Grace Adler : You want zah big arms so you can get zah big mens and lure zem into your den of zum-zum.

  Will Truman : Ok. Thank you very much. That'll be enough, Grace.

  Grace Adler : Oh, my god, what's happening?

  Will Truman : What?

  Grace Adler : Your buttons are popping. Your shirt is ripping. You're hulking up, You're turning green.

  [Screaming] 

  Grace Adler : Aah!

  Will Truman : Ok, thank you. Excuse me, this happens to be good for you.

  [Reading Label] 

  Will Truman : Oh, my god. It says it also grows breast tissue. You want to give it a try?

• [about Will] 

  Grace : Oh, my God, he's on drugs. He's doing drugs. Without me. Not that I do drugs, but I'd like to be asked.

  Jack : You know what else he wouldn't tell us. If he's sick. What if he needs a kidney. Oh, God, he needs a kidney. Not that I'd give him one, but I'd like to be asked.

• Grace Adler : [a delivery man arrives at her office]  Oh, you want to be useful? Help the man standing behind you with the big package.

  Jack McFarland : Grace, don't tease me.