The West Wing (TV Series)

A Proportional Response (1999)

Allison Janney: C.J. Cregg

Quotes 

• Josh Lyman : You know what, C.J.? I really think I'm the best judge of what I mean, you paranoid Berkeley shiksa feminista... Wow, that was way too far.

  C.J. Cregg : No, no. Well, I've got a staff meeting to go to and so do you, you elitist, Harvard, fascist, missed-the-dean's-list-two-semesters-in-a-row Yankee jackass.

  Josh Lyman : Feel better getting that off your chest there, C.J.?

  C.J. Cregg : I'm a whole new woman.

• Kathy : I'm sorry, Toby's not available to speak on the phone at the moment. No, Sam's not available either.

  [to C. J] 

  Kathy : Why is no one available to speak on the phone?

  C.J. Cregg : I don't know, they're all planning my surprise party.

• C.J. Cregg : Hey do you know anything about a story going around about the Secret Service investigating Bertram Coles for threatening the life of the President?

  Toby Ziegler : No.

  C.J. Cregg : Maggie Greeenwald is quoting you as saying the Secret Service investigates all threats made against the President, and it's White House Policy not to comment.

  Toby Ziegler : Yea.

  C.J. Cregg : Did you say that?

  Toby Ziegler : Yeah. Hey, you don't suppose that's how the story got started, do you? You know what, C.J., you tell Bert Coles that Toby Ziegler said there's a new sheriff in town.

• C.J. Cregg : I don't care what it is, I care what it looks like.