Louis Theroux's Weird Weekends (TV Series)
Porn (1998)
Troy Halston: Self
Quotes
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Troy Halston : [reading from a script for a gay porn film] I sure am glad I saved you from that city life.
Louis Theroux : [reading from the script] Yeah.
[reads out a stage direction]
Louis Theroux : This guy opens door, sees our couple piled in sweat and cum.
[turns to the camera crew]
Louis Theroux : This is a little rude for the BBC.
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Louis Theroux : [holding a script] Before we head down there, can we run a few lines?
Troy Halston : Sure can.
[looks at the script]
Troy Halston : So I walk in, and then I say...
[flatly]
Troy Halston : "I love you."
Louis Theroux : Come on, put some feeling into it.
Troy Halston : I'm not being paid for this.
[they laugh]
Louis Theroux : You're getting... I'm helping you, I'm not being paid...
Troy Halston : Right, it's acting.
[he reads the line again]
Troy Halston : [still wooden] I love you.
Louis Theroux : Oh, come on! Say it with some feeling.
Troy Halston : I don't even know you.
[they laugh again]
Louis Theroux : It's acting.
Troy Halston : [still the same robotic delivery] I love you.
Louis Theroux : You're giving the same read every time. Go "I love you."
Troy Halston : But you're going...
[hammily, with his arms open]
Troy Halston : "I love you."
Louis Theroux : Alright, that scares me. But that was better, yeah. So, try again.
Troy Halston : [in the same way as before] I love you.