- Al: But without my stuff, what am I? Just another cave-dwelling, accordion-playing, hamster-loving, TV show host. What a cliche!
- Al: How can I do a really great show when I don't have any of my stuff? This is awful! I feel worse than I did the time somebody stuffed a crazed weasel in my pants.
- Show Announcer: Seems some sinister spelunker has stolen Al's stuff. But if he uses his imagination, maybe he can solve his PROBLEM!