Water Rats (TV Series)
Dangerous Encounters (1999)
Steve Bisley: Det. Sgt. Jack Christey
Quotes
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Det. Sr. Constable Rachel 'Goldie' Goldstein : Hey, were you really stuck in a mangrove swamp when you were eight?
Det Sgt Jack Christey : Yeah, up to my waist. I thought I was going to get sucked under, like quick sand. I was there all night 'til someone found me.
Det. Sr. Constable Rachel 'Goldie' Goldstein : Geez. What were you doing there in the first place?
Det Sgt Jack Christey : I should shoot through at times.
Det. Sr. Constable Rachel 'Goldie' Goldstein : Oh right, once a wild child always a wild child?
Det Sgt Jack Christey : Yeah, look who's talking.
Det. Sr. Constable Rachel 'Goldie' Goldstein : Yeah... what?
Det Sgt Jack Christey : Okay, let's assume that we're grown up, mature adults and we can talk about anything.
Det. Sr. Constable Rachel 'Goldie' Goldstein : Oh yeah. Like what?
Det Sgt Jack Christey : Well, like how we had something going on and I can back here to work...
Det. Sr. Constable Rachel 'Goldie' Goldstein : Oh no, please don't...
Det Sgt Jack Christey : Just hear me out.
[pauses]
Det Sgt Jack Christey : We get on. I fancy you... and you fancy me. So what's stopping us?
Det. Sr. Constable Rachel 'Goldie' Goldstein : But I don't fancy you.
Det Sgt Jack Christey : I've seen you looking at me!
Det. Sr. Constable Rachel 'Goldie' Goldstein : When? When?
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Det. Sr. Constable Rachel 'Goldie' Goldstein : [stuck in the boot of Jack's car] Have you got something in here we could use as a weapon? Something?
Det Sgt Jack Christey : I don't even have dust in here.
Det. Sr. Constable Rachel 'Goldie' Goldstein : [groans] I tell ya, your neatness really annoys me.
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Det Sgt Jack Christey : You know, I think about having sex with you all the time. And the reason for this stand-off is because I was made Sergeant, and you're just the Senior Constable.
Det. Sr. Constable Rachel 'Goldie' Goldstein : Look Jack, I think you're having trouble getting over the fact that I've lost interest.
Det Sgt Jack Christey : Okay, you tell me you don't think about having sex with me all the time.
Det. Sr. Constable Rachel 'Goldie' Goldstein : I don't think about having sex! I mean, I think about having sex with the guy in the corner there, but I don't think about having sex with you all the time. Alright?
Det Sgt Jack Christey : Okay, now say it like you really mean it.
Det. Sr. Constable Rachel 'Goldie' Goldstein : I really feel like having sex with the guy in the corner there.
[looks at her watch]
Det. Sr. Constable Rachel 'Goldie' Goldstein : Oh! It is way past my bedtime. I'll see you tomorrow.
Det Sgt Jack Christey : [after Rachel leaves] Yeah. That's good. That's great.
Det. Sr. Constable Rachel 'Goldie' Goldstein : [in the car pack a little while later] You know that guy in the corner? He was gay.
[Jack grins]