"Waiting for God" Welcome to Bayview (TV Episode 1990) - Stephanie Cole as Diana Trent

Tom : [about the horrible food] Well, doesn't anyone complain?

Diana : Not often. We're British. Bad food is a way of life. They serve dead dog, they'd complain to the R.S.P.C.A. before the chef.
[last lines]

Diana : D'you play Scrabble?

Tom : I'm a bullfighter.

Diana : You're a crackpot.

Tom : Well, at least I'm prettier than you.
Tom : [of his daughter-in-law:] Ghastly creature. Should have been strangled at birth.

Diana : You talking to me?

Tom : To you, no. About you, possibly.
Jane Edwards : Sometimes I think you enjoy sniping away at me and the residents.

Diana : No, Jane, I don't. You lot are sitting ducks. You need a moving target to enjoy it.
Diana : Do you know what faith is, Jane? Faith is what helps you make the quantum leap between the believable to the totally bloody ridiculous.
Diana : Listen, Ballard, you're not an original. You can't disguise gibberish as original thought.
Diana : What did he die of?

Jane Edwards : Well, he just sort of stopped.

Diana : The usual. Terminal boredom. Another green bottle falls off the wall.

Jane Edwards : I thought you knew.

Diana : Well, they hardly shout these things from the rooftops, you know. You never see a hearse in here in daylight. Slip in under the cover of darkness like body snatchers. The sun comes up and everyone's trying to avoid looking at the empty bowl of Frosties on the breakfast table.

Stephanie Cole: Diana Trent