Waiting for God (TV Series)
Two Nasty Children (1992)
Stephanie Cole: Diana Trent
Quotes
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[first lines]
Tom : Come along, feces. Come along, little birdies.
[Diana swipes at them with her cane]
Tom : Diana, stop that. One of these days you'll actually hit one of my sparrows, and then how will you feel?
Diana : Accurate.
Tom : Oh, you're *unspeakable*!
Diana : Well, I'm so bored. Oh, Jesu. How about you, Jane? Are you bored out of your wet little mind?
Jane : [distractedly] About half past ten.
Diana : I see Basil the Bonker wasn't at breakfast again today.
Jane : Oh, yes?
Diana : Probably blown a fuse and caught fire.
Jane : Probably.
Diana : Mind you, I did see him and Nelly Piggott dancing naked with a headless goat last night.
Jane : That's nice.
Diana : Jane!
Jane : [Jane finally turns around] Yes, Diana?
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[last lines]
Geoffrey : Hello, Diana. Everything all right?
Diana : Well, it depends on how you look at life, Geoffrey.
Geoffrey : Sorry?
Diana : Your wife is back.
Geoffrey : Really? She OK?
Diana : What would you prefer, Geoffrey: an addled slattern or a new-age puddle-duck spouting gibberish?
Geoffrey : What?
Diana : You'll see.
Geoffrey : I must go to her.
[he starts off, then turns back]
Geoffrey : If Marion's back, why are you still here?
Diana : Ah. Yes, well, that's the other thing I wanted to ask you, Geoffrey. I wonder if you would be so kind as to check your main sewage outlet for a small brass key.
[moves to show she is handcuffed to the car]