Graham Crowden: Tom

Quotes 

• Tom Ballard : [Harvey wants to become a priest because Jane has decided to become a nun]  What about celibacy?

  Harvey Bains : What do I care about fame?

• [first lines] 

  Jane : What happened, Tom?

  Tom : Don't know. She was feeling pretty sick with this diabetic thing and after eating all these cakes, and then...

  Jane : Yes?

  Tom : Well, I was said a few things to cheer her up, and she went and collapsed, fluttering all over the place.

  Jane : What things were you saying?

  Tom : oh, not much. Just suggested we ought to get married.

  Jane : You swine! You're all the same!