Stephanie Cole: Diana Trent

Quotes 

• [Harvey has fainted] 

  Diana : Harvey's died. Let's bang a stake through his heart before the sun comes up.

• Harvey Bains : I'll go and have a quick flick through the Bible.

  Diana : Now what have your done? You'll turn him into a Jehovah's Witless.

• [last lines] 

  Diana : But that's probably why men exist, hm?

  Jane : To give us stomach upset.

  Diana : Mm, yes. Yes, it is in the stomach, isn't it, that funny feeling?

  Jane : Oh, yes, yes. I used to get that when I saw Harvey's hair-oil stain on his pillow. I thought it was love, but it was probably... thingy.

  Diana : Yeah. Thingy. Bloody thingy!

  [Jane starts to wail] 

  Diana : Shut up, Jane!