- [Jeffrey's teaching Phineas 1982 style pitching in 1919]
- Phineas Bogg: You're tougher to please than Abner Doubleday.
- Jeffrey Jones: You were there when Abner Doubleday invented baseball?
- Phineas Bogg: Yeah, well I knew him as Captain Doubleday at Fort Sumter. We tossed the ball around a little bit between battles. He thought my pitch was pretty good.
- Jeffrey Jones: Give me a break.
- Phineas Bogg: You know, without your coaching there's no way I could have thrown those pitches. Abner never would have believed a ball could move like that. You ought to be real proud of yourself.
- Jeffrey Jones: Yeah.
- [sees Babe Ruth]
- Jeffrey Jones: I didn't know he was going to take it so hard. He wasn't supposed to quit the game.
- Phineas Bogg: Yeah. I guess that's why the Omni's red, huh? We gotta do a little bit more.
- Jeffrey Jones: What?
- Phineas Bogg: You know how to hit those pitches you taught me?
- Jeffrey Jones: Sure. I was clean-up man on my little league team.
- Phineas Bogg: How about teaching the Babe?
- Phineas Bogg: [Jeffrey is suddenly sad when he and Bogg see Yankee Stadium in 1927 New York] What's wrong?
- Jeffrey Jones: [inaudible, he mouths the word] Nothing.
- Phineas Bogg: Oh, come on, Jeff, you can tell me.
- Jeffrey Jones: [on the verge of tears] Last time I was here was with my Dad. He used to take me to ball games all the time. We'd sit right behind the Yankee dugout. One time he caught a foul ball, and got the whole team to autograph it for me.
- Phineas Bogg: [Jeffrey breaks down, sobbing] Your Dad sounds like a pretty good guy.
- Jeffrey Jones: The greatest. I don't want anybody to see me cry. They'll think I'm a sissy.
- Phineas Bogg: Why would they think that?
- Jeffrey Jones: 'Cause men aren't supposed to cry.
- Phineas Bogg: Says who? What about Napoleon at Waterloo? George Washington at Valley Forge. General Eisenhower at Bunker Hill.
- Phineas Bogg: [Jeffrey's sadness changes to momentary confusion] Got ya!
- Cleopatra: [Bogg and Jeffrey know Cleopatra and Babe Ruth are in danger, so they "borrow" a car to escape] I command you to stop this car.
- Phineas Bogg: No way. You're too good at gettin' into trouble.
- Cleopatra: I wasn't in any trouble until you showed up.
- Phineas Bogg: And stopped you and Luciano from kidnapping him.
- [Lucky Luciano's plan was to keep The Babe from hitting home run number 60]
- Babe Ruth: What's a hood like Luciano gonna do for a girl like you, anyway?
- Cleopatra: Get me an audience with the Emperor.
- Babe Ruth: What Emperor?
- Cleopatra: Emperor Coolidge.
- Babe Ruth: [aside, to himself] Whew, this dame's a nickel short.