- Instructor: Take it easy, Arnie. It's only us and the little ladies. Which automatically makes you the second-best shooter here.
- Vallery Irons: [knows what's coming] Ooh...!
- Tasha Dexter: You know, if you were any good, I might even be offended by that.
- Instructor: Don't you worry your pretty little head about us. We're doin' just fine.
- Tasha Dexter: Really? Well, your weight is distributed improperly and your grip is lousy.
- Vallery Irons: Tasha...
- Tasha Dexter: But other than that, you're right, you're doing fine!
- Kay Simmons: So how's our crack shot doing?
- Vallery Irons: Tasha has a bug up her butt about the way I hold a gun.
- Tasha Dexter: In your *hand* would be nice.
- Arnie Feign: I wish I knew how to thank you guys.
- Tasha Dexter: Would you like to see our rate card?
- [gets thumped by Valerie]
- Tasha Dexter: I was kidding. Kidding!