Two and a Half Men (TV Series)
Camel Filters and Pheromones (2004)
Conchata Ferrell: Berta
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Quotes
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Prudence : Hi, Alan. What kind of car do you drive?
Alan Harper : Uh, uh, a Volvo station wagon.
Prudence : [to Charlie] What do you got?
Charlie Harper : [hurriedly] I got nothing. Not a damn thing!
Jake Harper : [Jake enters] Hey, Prudence! I set up my X-box. You ready to play?
Prudence : Sure!
Berta : [from off screen] Get to work, Prudence!
Prudence : Maybe later, handsome.
[under her breath]
Prudence : Stupid old woman.
Jake Harper : Isn't she wonderful?
Alan Harper : [simultaneously with Charlie] Dear God!
Charlie Harper : [simultaneously with Alan] Oh, Hell!
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Berta : [speaking of her granddaughter, who is spending the day with her] She's playing with Jake.
Alan Harper : Oh, good! A little playmate for Jake. That'll give him something to do for today.
Charlie Harper : I just hope they're quiet, 'cause I've got a lot of work to do.
Prudence : [entering, wearing a skimpy top and skimpier hip-hugger jean shorts] Nana, did you throw out my cigarettes again?
Alan Harper : [simultaneously with Charlie] Dear God!
Charlie Harper : [simultaneously with Alan] Oh, Hell!